Friday, December 24, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
Saturday, December 4, 2010
"I miss him, but i don't know if i still love him."
"i wish i had the guts to walk away and forget about everything we had, but i can't. coz i know u won't come after me.
Obstales are those frightful things you see when you take yous eyes off the goal.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
"Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa kundi ang pagtanggap na sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo, wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama ka."
"Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."
You can miss someone who died, someone who moved away. But the worst way to miss someone, is someone you see everyday..
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
nakakapagod na makipagplastikan sa kanila e
nagtatago ka na naman sa babaeng pinagsawaan mo
ang mga lalaki kapag tinrato ka ng hindi maganda, tuluy-tuloy na yan. gagawin ka nyang punasan ng paa o toilet paper
right place at the right time ang kailangan
yang love na yan walang pinipili yan. lahat nagpapakatanga jan. una na ako dun. pinatulan kita akalain mo!
iba na ito, parang destiny
mas mabilis kapang magpalit ng girlfriend kesa sa brief mo
ayaw kong maging pabigat sa ibang tao
may mga pamilya na sila at hindi ako kasama dun
kailangan kita, you complete me
kapag wala kang bilib sa sarili mo, sino pa mapapabilib mo?
b: mahal mo ba ako?
g: bakit mo naman sa 'kin tinatanong yan?
b: kasi mahal kita, wag ka magalit tinatanong ko lang
g: hindi naman ako nagagalit, tanungin mo naman ulit ako ako oh
b: mahal mo ba ako?
g: sobra, sobra sobra kitang mahal
kaya nga gusto kitang isama kasi ipagyayabang kita
ano ba naman ung magtext ka para malaman ko man lang kung ok ka
tiisin mo nga kahit minsan para malaman nyang importante ka
hindi lang tayong dalawa ang tao sa mundo... hindi pwedeng tayo na lang lagi ang magkasama
ikaw ang una kaya hindi ko alam ang gagawin ko kung may boyfriend
kapag iniwan yan ng lalaking yan mawawala yan sa sarili nya
set your priorities
wala naman ibang importante sayo kung hindi ang pera mo
sobrang sakit na, nakakasakal na
sobrang simple nun, mabait, maalaga pero parang wala akong ginagawang tama para sa kanya
i miss him but i don't know if i still love him
if you can't be her lover can you just be her friend?
hindi lahat ng kailangan mo mahal mo at hindi lahat ng mahal mo kailangan mo
g: ang sakit sakit
b: ok lang andito naman ako
alam mo kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko mas gusto ko pang mamatay... ikaw lang kasi nagpapasaya sa 'kin e
hindi ako ung lalaki na akala mo mahal mo
hindi ko lang kasi talaga alam ang gagawin ko kapag nawala sya e
i can't give her up too
magpakalalaki ka, hindi mo pwedeng iwasan ang problema
hindi ako sapat para sayo, andami ko pang gusto gawin sa buhat ko
bakit parang pinagpalit mo ang lahat para sa ambisyon mo?
baka umabot sa point na we might end up hating each other
g: kung mahal mo 'ko bakit mo 'ko iiwan?
b: dahil hindi ako sure kung sapat ung pagmamahal ko para kayanin ko pang magkasama tayo
nakayanan ko nga pumunta dito magisa, kaya ko din umuwi magisa
masyado mo syang minahal, ginawa mo syang buong mundo mo. kaya nung umalis sya feeling mo wala ng natira sayo
sometimes nakakasakit, tao because somethings must come to an end
malungkot ako kasi may mga tao akong maiiwan
iwanan mo na lahat ng dapat mong iwanan. wag mo na bitbitin paalis
g: masaya ako nagkita tayo ulit
b: ako rin
g: destiny dba?
"Life is short, so don't hold back forgive like you have amnesia b elieve like a kid. Love like crazy and never regret anything that made you happy."
"Why do bad things happen to good people?" is a wrong question. For there is no answer. The right question is, "What happens to good people when bad things happen to them?" The answer? They always become better people
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
"Hindi lahat ng bagay kaya mong makuha.. Meron bang taong binigay sayo ng buo yung puso niya? Edi namatay yun? 'di ba?"
"Bakit ganon? Yung gusto mo, may gustong iba.. Pero yung ayaw mo, gusto ko ka..."
"Kailan ba ako magiging taya sa buhay mo? Parati nalang akong salingkitkit eh. :| "
(quotes by: iquote)
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
2. "Ano ba yan? Ang alat, na maasim na mapait nung tubig dagat!" -B1
3. Toot toot tooot (alarm sound), paano ako magigising nito eh pampatulog pa ito? -B1
4. "Ano amoy ng fog?" -B1
5. "Fog, fogkain ng kabila" - Grace
6. Pahiram ng Cluk cluk (sound of the camera) -meanne
Meanne: Ate, mga gaano katagal po ito bago masira?
Ate: Matagal po yan ma'm
8. Ano kaibahan ng tamaraw sa kalabaw?
Ang Tamaraw, team yun sa UAAP ang Kalabaw mga naglalaro sa UAAP.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Pero pwede nating kumpletuhin ito.
Sana wag kang magkamali sa paghahanap ng tunay na pupuno at kukumpleto ng buhay mo." - Fr. Vester Casaclang
"Mahal kita, hindi man sa paraan na gusto mo pero mahal kita sa paraan na alam ko."
"it is not the strongest nor the most intelligent of the species that survives . it is the one most adaptable to change"
Monday, September 20, 2010
papano na tayo? wala ng tayo. gnun na lang yun?
kahit mahirap ayusin natin toh
kelangan ko to, kelangan mo rin... pero ikaw ang kailangan ko
wag na po nating ipilit
sana gnun kasimple para madaling ayusin diba.
at the end of the day even if things have changed something's remain the same
mahal na mahal kita kahit ansakit sakit na
single but happy
gusto ko yun... ako rin...
kasi nasasaktan ako kahit hindi nmn ako dapat masaktan... sana kayan kong sabihin na masaya ako para sayo para sa inyo... sana kaya ko... pero hindi ee
umaasa pa rin akong sabihin mong ako pa rin, ako na lang, ako na lang ulit.
she love me at worst and you had me at my best at binaliwala mo lang yun and you chose to break my heart
ayko na hindi ko alam na ganito pla kasakit
kaya baka tayo iniiwan ng mga taong mahal natin kasi baka may mga bagong darating na mas mamahalin tayo ung taong hindi tayo sasaktan at papaasahin at magtatama ng lahat ng mali sa buhay natin
sorry... i'm really really sorry na nasakatan kita... hindi ko sinasadya
if i could turn back time para maayos ko ang mga mali
minsan it's better for two people break up so they can grow up. it takes grown up to make relationship work
walang mdaling paraan para gawin to kasi ansakit na
nasakatan ka lang dahil ndi maluwag sa puso mong she's breaking up with you
mahal mo pa ba sya?... hindi naman nagbago un, i'm just not sure if love is enough
hindi mo alam kung gaano ko gusto sabihn na sana tayo na lang... sana tayo nalang ulit
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
"True friends are rare eventhough they're plenty"-Joseph Buluran 2009
"I'm still thinking, were should I be? For Him or for her?" -Joseph Buluran 2009
"Its easy for us to make other people change but its difficult to change our own" -Joseph Buluran 2009
"I should think of others before thinking of myself"
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Monday, September 6, 2010
Gru: [to the girls] You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?
[puckles her cheeks]
Young Gru: Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon.
Gru's Mom: I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.
"Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. Uni uni unicorns, I love them. Uni unicorns, I could pet one if they were really real. And they are! So I bought one so I could pet it. Now it loves me, now I love it. La lala la la..." -Agnes
"It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children." -Gru
kakaiba kasi ung fulfillment yung alam mong sira, ginawa mo tapos kapag tumakbo hanep ung feeling sobrang sarap nun kasi parang iyong iyo lang. wla kang kaagaw ung loyalty na sa iyo lahn at habang inaalagaan mo sya mamahalin ka rin nya.
eh kaya nga may bestfriend di ba? pinkabest na pinakafriend na lagi kang anjan para sa kanya aalagaan mo sya sususportahan mo, kahit nasasaktan ka na.
hindi titgil ang mundo kung mawala man sya. kung mwala man silang lahat… GROW UP
alam mo naman kelangan nya ko di ba
(ndi ako mahihirpan sayo MAHAL KITA)
b: tayo na lang kaya?
g: e gago ka pala ee ikaw na lang hinihintay ko ee
hindi kita sasaktan, ipagpapalit, iiwan
sana kahit minsan makita mo rin ako, kasi ako ang nakikita ko ikaw lang. tayo na lang. akin ka na lang.
kahit magpakasagasa ka sa daan hindi ka nya mahal.
ikaw ba ang pinagmukang tanga? ikaw ba iniwan?
kung napapagod ka na, umalis ka na sa buhay ko. hindi kita kailangan.
kahit sabihin ko sa sarili kong tama na, isang text mo lang anjan na ko ndi kasi kita matiis ee
lahat ng nagmamahal nagpapakatanga, kaya tanga na kung tanga pero mahal kita. mahal kitang gago ka.
hindi ko po sya boyfriend, bestfriend ko po sya
mahirap talaga baguhin ang nakasanayan
gingawa ko naman ang lahat eh, pero kahit anong gawin ko ndi ko sila mapasaya, kahit anong gawin ko laging kulang.
mahalaga lang siguro pero hindi mahal
sinabi ko lang naman sayo ang nraramdaman ko dahil hindi ko kayang itago un
shinota mo ko eh, shinota mo ang bestfriend mo
un lahn ang meron ako sana kahit un man lang itira nyo para sakin
bakit sa lahat ng bagay lagi akong pumapangalawa, minsan gusto ko rin mauna kahit minsan lang kahit sandali lang
kung kelan ok na ang lahat, the person in your past comes back
siguro nagbabalik sila to make you realize how much you’ve changed, how much you moved on.
if you can’t save the relationship at least you can save the friendship
may mga bagay na kapag nasunog ndi mo na kayang ibalik sa dati wla ka na ng magagawa kundi dahan dahan mo syang panuorin tinutupok ng apoy
ansarap pakinggan, ansarap paniwalaan, pero hanggang kailan? bukas makalawa may dadating na iba, may bagong pagseselosan.
its not you its me, i’m so insecure
maghihintay ako, magtitiyaga ako, hanggang sa maging ok ka na. hanggang kaya mo ng mahalin ang sarili mo, hanggang kaya mo ng mahalin ulit ako. ibalik natin ang lahat sa dati.
kahit pala madami ng nagbago sa buhay ko may mga bagay akong gusto kong balikan, akala ko masaya na un pla hindi pa. may kulang pa rin
bestfriend na lang kita ulit… akin ka na lang ulit…
Sunday, September 5, 2010
"only feel hurt not because we sense that we are losing something precious - a moment, an experience or a person in the context of an illusion - but because we feel the painful grasp of betrayal in the context of reality."
Friday, September 3, 2010
"silence doesn't always mean yes it could also mean I'm tired of explaining to people who doesn't even care to listen with understanding"
"Never look down on anybody, unless you are bending to help them up.."
"Do you know what's the most painful thing in the world? It's when you both love each other and yet you couldn't patch things up. where's the pain? It's when one decided to end it up and the other has no choice but to give up.."
"when you think you're not happy with your life, always think that you are making someone happy because you exist so smile.."
|I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.|
|I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.|
|If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.|
|If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.|
|Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.|
|You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.|
|If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.|
|For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.|
|Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.|
|You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?|
|Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.|
|Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.|
|Be unique and different, say yes.|
|Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.|
|Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.|
|Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.|
|You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.|
|You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!|
|If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.|
|If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.|
|You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.|
|Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!|
|I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen|
|There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.|
|Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces|
|Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?|
|When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.|
|Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!|
|I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.|
|Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.|
|There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.|
|Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!|
|You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.|
|Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!|
|You look beautiful today, just like every other day.|
|Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!|
|If you were a booger I'd pick you first.|
|Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.|
|Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.|
|If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?|
|If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.|
|Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.|
|I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.|
|My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.|
|Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.|
|Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?|
|I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.|
|I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.|
|Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?|
|Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?|
|Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?|
|Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!|
|I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?|
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
|You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.|
|Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?|
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
|Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.|
|How was heaven when you left it?|
|Did you fart, cause you blew me away.|
|I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?|
|Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.|
|I didn't know that angels could fly so low!|
|There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.|
|You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!|
|Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.|
|Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.|
|Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.|
|Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?|
|Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!|
|If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.|
|Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!|
|You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?|
|Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?|
|Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.|
|Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?|
|Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?|
|So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!|
|Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?|
|Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.|
|You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.|
|The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.|
|Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.|
|(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!|
|Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!|
|Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.|
|Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?|
|I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.|
|I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?|
|I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.|
|I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?|
|If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.|
|If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.|
|My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.|
|Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!|
|What time do you have to be back in heaven?|
|Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!|
|Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?|
|Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.|
|Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.|
|[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?|
|Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.|
|[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"|
|Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.|
|You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.|
|My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.|
|You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.|
|(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.|
|Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.|
|if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!|
|Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!|
|I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!|
|You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.|
|You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.|
|Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.|
|When God made you, he was showing off.|
|You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.|
|Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.|
|Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.|
|Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.|
|You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!|
|Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.|
|Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!|
|You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!|
|Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?|
|Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?|
|I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?|
|Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle|
|I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.|
|Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.|
|If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.|
|Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?|
|(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?|
|How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).|
|Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.|
|Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?|
|When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.|
|Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.|
|Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?|
|(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?|
|This time next year let’s be laughing together.|
|Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?|
|Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.|
|Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?|
|Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!|
|Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.|
|Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?|
|I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?|
|I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!|
|I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.|
|I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.|
|Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?|
|If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?|
|I sneezed because God blessed me with you.|
|Is it hot in here or is it just you?|
|Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!|
|So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?|
|Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.|
|Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.|
|Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.|
|What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?|
|What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!|
|Wow! Are those real?|
|Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.|
|You are the reason men fall in love.|
|You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!|
|You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!|
|You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.|
|You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.|
|You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.|
|You should be someone's wife.|
|Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.|
|Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?|
|I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.|
|Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!|
|You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.|
|If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.|
|Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...|
|If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.|
|Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!|
|There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!|
|Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?|
|Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.|
|If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.|
|If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.|
|You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.|
|You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.|
|Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.|
|You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.|
|Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)|
|Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.|
|Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.|
|Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!|
|Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.|
|Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.|
|Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.|
|If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.|
|How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.|
|I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.|
|(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!|
|You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.|
|Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.|
|You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.|
|My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?|
|I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".|
|Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.|
|This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.|
|I don't know you, but I think I love you already.|
|You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.|
|Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.|
|if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)|
|Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.|
|If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...|
|Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!|
|See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.|
|Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")|
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
|You're hotter than donut grease.|
|Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.|
|Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.|
|If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.|
|I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.|
|I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.|
|If you were a steak you would be well done.|
|It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.|
|Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!|
|Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.|
|On The Phone|
She/He says: "Hold on"
You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
|Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.|